Funny Coffee Mug Gift – No Coffee = No Comments
Funny Coffee Mug Gift – No Coffee = No Comments
- DOUBLE SIDED PRINTED: Everyone can see your coffee limit, left or right handed.
- DAILY USABLE AND DURABLE: Made of high-quality ceramic, 300ml, dishwasher and microwave safe.
- GIFT WITH CHARACTER: Funny coffee mug gift that always scores – for colleagues, friends or yourself.
- FAMILIAR AND HILARIOUS: Everyone knows someone who is unapproachable without coffee.
- PERFECT CONVERSATION STARTER (OR STOPPER): This quote says it all without saying a word – perfect for the office.
- BUY AN ORIGINAL COFFEE MUG WITHOUT ANY HASSLE: Order directly online and receive fast delivery.
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- We ship this mug from €3.95
- Free shipping within the Netherlands from €30
- Print on demand within 5 working days
- Shipping immediately after Print-on-demand process
- Free returns within 14 days
- Secure payments with iDeal - Mastercard - ApplePay - GooglePay and more
- Printed, packaged and shipped in the Netherlands
☕ No coffee = no comments.
The mug for anyone who prefers silence before coffee.
Do you or your colleague also have a morning ritual where coffee has to happen first, before any conversation is even possible? Then this is the mug for you. The white ceramic coffee mug with the text "No coffee = no comment" is the perfect gift for that silent coffee drinker in your team (or for yourself, of course).
This funny coffee mug is a subtle wink on the desk and at the same time a clear boundary. Ideal for work, in your home office or as an original gift.
🎁 Why this mug is the perfect gift
Hilarious, recognizable and useful every day
💬 Easily recognizable. Everyone knows that colleague who only really becomes approachable after the second sip. This mug says it all for them.
🎉 Gift-proof. Original and practical. No standard junk, but a gift that you can really use.
🧼 Dishwasher safe. Because who wants to wash their mug by hand? That's right. No one.
☕ 300ml of pure morning salvation. Perfect size for espresso lovers, cappuccino fanatics or tea enthusiasts.
🔄 Double-sided printing. Left or right? Doesn't matter. Everyone sees your message.
💡 Who is this mug for?
A mug with a quote that suits...
Colleagues with morning mood
Home baristas who cherish their coffee moment
Gift givers with a sense of humor
Coffee addicts who prefer to sip before socializing
The 5 biggest benefits at a glance
✅ Funny coffee mug gift-proof – immediately sets the tone at work or at home
✅ Ceramics with character – sturdy and durable
✅ Striking quote – works as a silent protest and conversation starter
✅ Fits under your coffee machine – 300ml is ideal for standard coffee makers
✅ Always readable – text printed on both sides
🎯 Order today
Want to buy original coffee mugs that really say something? This mug is not only functional, but also makes you smile every day.
🕒 Don't wait too long – these kinds of gifts always sell out quickly!
🎁 Perfect for birthdays, secret santas and that one quiet coworker.
Super snelle levering en fijne communicatie. Ik kan m nog op tijd geven als verjaardagscadeau
Meerdere mokken besteld en allemaal zien ze er top uit!
Goede kwaliteit, zowel de mokken als de print die er op zit. De verzending ging ook snel en de mokken waren netjes verpakt. Helemaal top, bedankt Baristashop👍🏼














Double-sided printing ☕
“This mug whispers 'shhh' on both sides.”

Daily usable & sustainable 🌿
Made of high quality ceramic, 300ml, dishwasher and microwave safe.
“Your daily dose of sarcasm – now dishwasher safe.”

Gift with character 🎭
Funny coffee mug gift that always scores – for colleagues, friends or yourself.
“Don't give a mug, make a statement.”

Recognizable and hilarious 🎉
Everyone knows someone who is unapproachable without coffee.
“Coffee first. Conversations later.”

Perfect conversation starter (or stopper) 🎉
This quote says it all without saying a word – perfect for the office.
“Communication? Only through coffee.”

Buy an original coffee mug without any hassle 🏆
Can be ordered directly online, delivered quickly, nicely packaged.
“Gift ready in one click.”
Choose quality, choose exclusivity!
Frequently Asked Questions
How big is the mug and how many ml does it hold?
This mug has a standard capacity of 330 ml (11 oz), perfect for a delicious cup of coffee, tea or hot chocolate. The dimensions are approximately 9.5 cm high and 8 cm in diameter .
Is the print durable and does it remain beautiful after frequent use?
Yes! The print is made with a high-quality heat-resistant technique , which means that the text and design will remain beautiful for a long time, even after frequent washing in the dishwasher.
Is this coffee mug dishwasher and microwave safe?
Yes! This ceramic coffee mug is both dishwasher and microwave safe , so you can easily clean it and quickly heat up your coffee or tea without any hassle.
What material is the mug made of?
This mug is made of high-quality ceramic , which ensures a sturdy, heat-resistant and durable product that will last a long time.
How is the mug packaged and shipped?
The mug will be safely packed in a sturdy box with protective padding , so it will arrive undamaged. We will ship your order quickly, so you can enjoy your new coffee mug as soon as possible! 🚀
What are the shipping costs?
At the Barista Shop we strive for a smooth and reliable delivery within the Netherlands and Europe. Below you will find the most important information about our shipping costs, delivery times, and delivery options.
Postage costs
- Within the Netherlands:
- Free shipping on orders over €30.
- For orders under €30, a shipping rate of €3.95 applies.
- We offer insured shipping against theft or damage.
- Within Europe:
- Basic Shipping costs vary based on the number of items:
- 1 item: €5.95
- 2 items: €7.95
- and so forth
- Please note: Free shipping is not available for European shipments.
- We offer insured shipping against theft or damage.
Delivery options
After placing your order, you can select delivery options via the carrier's online environment. Available options may include:
- Home delivery
- Have it delivered to your doorstep
- Pick up at a collection point
NB: Availability of specific delivery options may vary per carrier. The Barista Shop is not responsible for which options the carrier offers. Make sure you track your shipment properly via the online environment of the carrier.
Delivery times
- Within the Netherlands : Average 1-2 working days.
- Within Europe : Estimated delivery time of 3-8 working days.
- During holidays deliveries may be delayed. The Barista Shop is not liable for any deviations in delivery times.
The exact delivery time will be calculated and displayed during checkout.
Tracking information
Once your order has been transferred to the carrier, you will receive tracking information by email. This allows you to track your shipment in real time and select any delivery options.
Sustainable Transport
Our carriers are actively working on more sustainable delivery solutions. You can find more information about their sustainable initiatives in the carrier's online environment.
What is the processing time for my order?
Processing time depends on what you buy. Orders with barista tools are packed and offered to the carrier within 1-2 business days.
Barista Workshops are available immediately. The order confirmation serves as an admission ticket.
Coffee clothing and coffee mugs take a little longer. This is because the items go through a Print On Demand process where designs are professionally applied to items. Please allow approximately 3-6 business days for processing.
During busy periods and holidays, delivery times may be slightly longer.
Read more on our shipping policy page .
At the Barista Shop we strive for a smooth and reliable delivery within the Netherlands and Europe. Below you will find the most important information about our shipping costs, delivery times, and delivery options.
Postage costs
- Within the Netherlands:
- Free shipping on orders over €30.
- For orders under €30, a shipping rate of €3.95 applies.
- We offer insured shipping against theft or damage.
- Within Europe:
- Basic Shipping costs vary based on the number of items:
- 1 item: €5.95
- 2 items: €7.95
- and so forth
- Please note: Free shipping is not available for European shipments.
- We offer insured shipping against theft or damage.
Delivery options
After placing your order, you can select delivery options via the carrier's online environment. Available options may include:
- Home delivery
- Have it delivered to your doorstep
- Pick up at a collection point
NB: Availability of specific delivery options may vary per carrier. The Barista Shop is not responsible for which options the carrier offers. Make sure you track your shipment properly via the online environment of the carrier.
Delivery times
- Within the Netherlands : Average 1-2 working days.
- Within Europe : Estimated delivery time of 3-8 working days.
- During holidays deliveries may be delayed. The Barista Shop is not liable for any deviations in delivery times.
The exact delivery time will be calculated and displayed during checkout.
Tracking information
Once your order has been transferred to the carrier, you will receive tracking information by email. This allows you to track your shipment in real time and select any delivery options.
Sustainable Transport
Our carriers are actively working on more sustainable delivery solutions. You can find more information about their sustainable initiatives in the carrier's online environment.
What is the delivery time for my order?
The Barista Shop delivers within the Netherlands and Europe.
In the Netherlands, you will receive your order within 1 to 2 working days after shipment.
Within Europe, shipping time is between 3 and 12 working days.
The estimated time is visible per country during the check out procedure. You will receive a track and trace via email, when your order is registered with the carrier. With this you can easily follow your package.
During busy periods and holidays, delivery times may be slightly longer.
Read more on our shipping policy page .
At the Barista Shop we strive for a smooth and reliable delivery within the Netherlands and Europe. Below you will find the most important information about our shipping costs, delivery times, and delivery options.
Postage costs
- Within the Netherlands:
- Free shipping on orders over €30.
- For orders under €30, a shipping rate of €3.95 applies.
- We offer insured shipping against theft or damage.
- Within Europe:
- Basic Shipping costs vary based on the number of items:
- 1 item: €5.95
- 2 items: €7.95
- and so forth
- Please note: Free shipping is not available for European shipments.
- We offer insured shipping against theft or damage.
Delivery options
After placing your order, you can select delivery options via the carrier's online environment. Available options may include:
- Home delivery
- Have it delivered to your doorstep
- Pick up at a collection point
NB: Availability of specific delivery options may vary per carrier. The Barista Shop is not responsible for which options the carrier offers. Make sure you track your shipment properly via the online environment of the carrier.
Delivery times
- Within the Netherlands : Average 1-2 working days.
- Within Europe : Estimated delivery time of 3-8 working days.
- During holidays deliveries may be delayed. The Barista Shop is not liable for any deviations in delivery times.
The exact delivery time will be calculated and displayed during checkout.
Tracking information
Once your order has been transferred to the carrier, you will receive tracking information by email. This allows you to track your shipment in real time and select any delivery options.
Sustainable Transport
Our carriers are actively working on more sustainable delivery solutions. You can find more information about their sustainable initiatives in the carrier's online environment.
How long do I have a warranty on my purchase?
The two-year warranty period as laid down in Dutch law applies to the items you purchase.
Please contact us via info@debaristashop.nl if your purchase has manufacturing defects. We will then look together at how we can solve this as quickly as possible to your satisfaction.
View all information via our warranty policy .
How can I return my purchase?
Can I return my non-food items?
Yes, you can invoke the right of return, which allows you to return the ordered items within 14 days and cancel the sale.
Contact us within 14 days of receipt via info@debaristashop.nl and we will handle the return process together with you. You will receive the entire purchase amount including shipping costs back. After 14 days your right of return expires.
(Please note: this only applies to non-food items. Workshops and food items such as Torani Syrups and Coffee cannot be returned.)
What if the item is delivered to me damaged?
If it turns out that an item does not meet the standard conditions, we will deliver a new item as ordered by you in debaristashop.nl. Or we will return the total amount, including the shipping costs, after receiving the damaged item.
Please contact us to start the return process.
What payment options are there?
At Barista Shop, we make the payment process simple and accessible by using Shopify's reliable and secure payment options.
1. Available Payment Methods
The Barista Shop offers a wide range of payment methods via Shopify. This means that you can pay with popular options such as
- iDeal
- Bank contact
- Maestro
- Visa
- MasterCard
- Apple Pay
- Google Pay
- Shop Pay
This diversity gives you the flexibility to choose the payment method that suits you best.
2. Safety and Reliability
Security is our top priority. Thanks to Shopify’s SSL encryption and tokenization, all of your payment information is protected during the checkout process. Shopify is also PCI-compliant, so your data is processed and stored securely. After your payment, you’ll receive an immediate order confirmation.
3. Costs and Surcharges
The Barista Shop does not charge any additional transaction fees or surcharges for your payments. Please note that some payment providers or digital wallets may charge separate fees that we have no influence on. These fees vary depending on the provider and the chosen payment method.
4. Refunds
If you have a valid complaint or have requested a valid return, The Barista Shop ensures that refunds are processed within 24 hours. After this period, the responsibility for processing lies with the payment provider, which may mean that there may be unforeseen delays or additional costs that are beyond our control. Any additional charges levied by payment providers will not be refunded by The Barista Shopi.
5. Fast and Efficient Checkout Process
Bee At Barista Shop, we’ve optimized our checkout process for speed and ease. Thanks to Shopify’s advanced payment platform, your payment is not only fast and efficient, but also user-friendly. You only need to complete a few steps and can count on a smooth completion of your purchase.
Do you have any questions about our payment options? Feel free to contact us at info@debaristashop.nl. We are happy to help you!
How can I use discount codes?
At the Barista Shop we offer various discounts and promotions to make your shopping experience even more attractive.
1. Types of Discounts
- Review: Discount after writing a review about your purchase.
- Bundle discounts: Order multiple popular items as a bundle and receive an attractive discount.
- Add-On Promotions: For selected products you can add additional items to your shopping cart at a discount.
- Pop-Up Discounts: Additional offers may appear as a pop-up just before checkout.
- Seasonal Discounts and Holiday Promotions: During holidays we offer additional discounts on selected items or gift cards.
2. Combine with Other Promotions
Most discounts can be combined with other offers. Unless otherwise stated, there is usually no minimum order value required to take advantage of the discount.
3. Validity of Discounts
- Review Discount Codes: These usually have a limited validity period.
- Seasonal discounts and temporary deals: The validity may vary depending on the promotion and the season. The validity period is always clearly stated with the relevant promotion.
4. Use and Restrictions
Discounts and discount codes are usually one-time use. Most discount codes are automatically added to the checkout process, so you don't have to enter anything extra. This does not apply to discount codes on gift cards, which may need to be entered separately.
Do you have any questions about a specific promotion or discount? Please feel free to contact us at info@debaristashop.nl.
How long is the Barista Shop digital gift card valid?
The Barista Shop digital gift card is valid for two years from the date of purchase.
Where can I view the balance of my gift card?
The balance of the gift card can be found in the email in which you received the digital voucher. In this email you will find a unique link ' view gift card balance ', with which you can check your balance.
What can I do if I have a complaint or problem?
Complaints handling – The Barista Shop
At the Barista shop we strive for satisfied customers and we resolve complaints quickly and personally.
Have any questions or concerns? Feel free to contact us; we are here to help.
Direct Response
Our customer service responds personally to every complaint, usually the same day, but always within 24 hours. Our service hours are from 8:00 to 20:00 CET , so that we are available for your questions and concerns. We do not work with chatbots or Artificial Intelligence, but handle complaints personally.
Fast and Solution-Oriented Handling
Complaints are picked up immediately and processed within one business day. Our customer service immediately gets to work to offer a suitable and serious solution, without unnecessary intermediate steps. We do not work in phases but directly in solutions .
Personal Approach
At the Barista Shop we treat every customer with care and attention. Dutch customers who leave their phone number can expect a personal phone call for direct and personal handling. European customers are helped by email due to possible language barriers.
Continuous Communication
We will keep you informed during the process. As soon as more is known about the solution, you will receive an update immediately. Our goal is a fast and customer-oriented handling.
Quality improvement
Every complaint is carefully analyzed by us to prevent future complaints. We strive for continuous improvement of our products and service.
I have another question.
Bring it on! Get in touch via the contact form. We'd love to hear from you!
Customer service
Ask your question or start your return process via the contact form below.
Questions or returns? Our customer service will answer the same day between 09:00-21:00 CET.

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Your Print-On-Demand mug will be custom printed and shipped within 5 working days.

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Funny coffee mug with text - No coffee, no comment | Original gift
☕ No Coffee, No Comments – The Mug That Expresses Your Mornings
Start your day with a wink (and a big gulp of caffeine) with this funny coffee mug with text . Perfect as a gift for coffee lovers , colleagues who prefer a cup of coffee first thing in the morning, or just for yourself – because you know: no coffee, no chat . This humorous coffee mug is not only stylish, but also practical: made of sturdy ceramic, dishwasher and microwave safe.
Are you looking for an original gift for the office , a coffee mug with a quote that reflects your mood or just a nice mug to brighten up your coffee break ? Then you've come to the right place. Customers especially appreciate the minimalist design and the recognizable message.
👉 Curious for more? Check out our other funny coffee mugs and surprise someone with a mug full of character!
Frequently asked questions about this funny coffee mug
1. Is this funny coffee mug dishwasher safe?
Yes! The mug is made of durable ceramic and is fully dishwasher and microwave safe.
2. When is the perfect time to give this mug as a gift?
This mug is ideal as a gift for colleagues, coffee lovers, birthdays or as an original surprise for Christmas or Sinterklaas.
3. What exactly is the text on the barista mug?
The mug features the humorous text: “No coffee, no comment” – perfect for morning types with a clear message.
4. Do you have more coffee mugs with funny texts?
Definitely! Check out our collection of funny coffee mugs for even more mugs with humor, quotes and character.